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Sunday, 14-May-2006 12:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
Job Vacancies for Mommies

An article Ummi found when Aisyah was 8 days old....

Quote:
JOB VACANCIES

POSITION: Mother, Mum, Mom, Mama, Mummy, Mommy, Ma, Mak or Ummi

JOB DESCRIPTION:
    Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment.
    Candidates must posses excellent communication and organisational skills and must be willing to work variable hours, which include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shift on call.
    Some overnight travel required. Travel expenses NOT reimbursed.
    Extensive courier and chauffeur duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITY
    The rest of your life.
    Must be willing to be hated when someone needs $5.
    Must posses physical stamina of a pack of mule in case the scream from backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
    Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysterious sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
    Must be able to screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate multiple homework projects.
    Must be able to plan and organise social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
    Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half a miliion cheap plastic toys and battery operated devices.
    Must always hope for the best but prepare for the worst.
    Must assume final and complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
    Responsibility also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION
    Virtually none.
    Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE
    None required. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES & COMPENSATION
    YOU pay THEM.
    Offer frequent raises and bonuses.
    A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 on the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
    The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS
    No health and dental insurance.
    No pension.
    No tuition reimbursement.
    No paid holiday.
    No stock options are offered.
    This job supplies unlimited opportunities for personal growth and free hugs & kisses for life (if you play your card right!)
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For those who already have this noble title....the next picture is dedicated just for you.



Sunday, 7-May-2006 21:51 Email | Share | | Bookmark
Keukenhof, Netherlands 2006

We went on a road trip with the little boss at the back
Heading to DOVER
The White Cliff County....
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We went to Keukenhof on a road trip for Aisyah's second birthday. Abi and Ummi tried to make travelling as our birthday tradition to substitute for birthday parties for the years to come. This particular trip was so special as it was very very last minutes. Abi suggested to make this road trip at 9.30am on 14th April 2006, book the last 2 hotels available in Holland and hit the road by 12.30pm. We drove passed France, and Belgium before we entered Holland. We reached the hotel at 10.30pm. Abi was so thrilled to drive in Europe where we drive on the other side of the road.

Keukenhof was the biggest flower garden in the world. The only way to describe it is 'sawah bunga'. We thought it would be nice to bring Aisyah here as she's into flowers lately. The garden was lovely with lots and lots of flowers particularly tulips.....Aisyah was frustrated with the place though as she was expecting to be able to pick some of them. For her, flowers are meant to be picked! Not just to look at....

Anyway, the playground and the mini farmyard took her mind off the flowers for a while.


Wednesday, 3-May-2006 10:06 Email | Share | | Bookmark
Coming Soon....



Monday, 17-Apr-2006 12:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
Duck Feeding in Winchester

I'm going to bring Ummi and Abi for a picnic
Right here in Winchester
Meh Abi & Ummi, follow Aisyah..jalan sket jer lagik
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Thursday, 13-Apr-2006 17:05 Email | Share | | Bookmark
Yellow Daffodils

 
Wow!! What is this Ummi??
Is it yellow (sebutan ngan lidah tergeliat)?
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Spring has sprung with yellow daffodils everywhere...


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